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Mike BowowskiMike Bow-Wow-Ski Here: What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving? For me it is little kids. They are built closer to the ground, so they are more accessible and enjoy walking around aimlessly with some sort of edible thing in their grasp. They are also easily distracted, and their attention span is really short. This makes them an easy target for the grab-and-run or the grab-and-wolf-down technique. Operative part of this is speed — the faster you can perform one of these techniques, the greater amount of edible things you can find.

The best little two legged creatures are the ones with the Frankenstein walk. These have the least coordination, plus their communication skills are limited. By the time the protector units figure out something happened, I am long gone. Those four and five year olds are tough. They will rat you out to the protector units in a heartbeat. That is when you assume the beat dog posture to limit the scolding, but you can continue to smile and grin while this is going on; they can't see this since we do not have facial muscles.

I can be happy, but I can't grin. Remember a wagging tail just means the tail is wagging, it does not communicate at all.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving, and remember to drop a lot of food on the floor! I hate Roombas.

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